Cheeni Kum

"Kyon ki woh kala sirf aankhon ko apni aur khichti hai. Lekin hum, hum jo yahan banate hain woh aankhon ko apni aur khichti hai, naak ko apni aur khichti hai, zubaan ko apni aur khichti hai. Isiliye hum, duniya ke sabse bade kalaakaar hain." (Because a painting merely draws the attention of a spectator's eyes. But what we do here attracts the senses of sight, smell and taste. And that's what makes us the world's greatest artists.)

Raising Arizona

"Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny but I got no friends."

Prison Counsellor: "Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up a family."

Hi: "Well, factually they..."

Counsellor: "They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment?"

Hi: "Well... sometimes your career's gotta come before family."

"If you can find lower prices anywhere, my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"

"Sometimes it's a hard world for small things."

Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.

Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.

Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Policeman: Do you have any disgruntled employees?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Hell, they're all disgruntled. I aint running no damn daisy farm. My motto is "Do it my way or watch your butt!"

Policeman: Well, do you think any of them could've done it?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Oh, don't make me laugh. Without my say-so they wouldn't p*** with their pants on fire.

Reporter: Mr. Arizona, do you have any messages for the kidnappers?

Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah - Watch your butts.

"Dammit, are you boys gonna chase down your leads or are you gonna sit drinkin' coffee in the one house in the state where I know my boy ain't at?"

Pirates of the Caribbean

"You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."