The Pink Panther Strikes Again

Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!

Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?

Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!

Clouseau: Not anymore!

Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?

Clouseau: The exploding kind.

Clouseau: Good evening commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little Commissioners?

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?

Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.

Clouseau: [looks up the word 'room' in his German dictionary] Zimmer.

Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'room'.

Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

When Harry Met Sally

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. "

Se7en

"Apathy is the solution. I mean, it's easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It's easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work. "

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. "

The Usual Suspects

"Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' "

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone. "